Coffee

Coffee is a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted or baked seeds of several species of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea. It is a drink that people take to make them "hyped up". Like someone who jitters like a 9.0 earthquake.

Coffee is not recommended for RfA candidates, not that I actually drink it :P

(THIS PAGE IS SOLELY INTENDED AS HUMOUR AND IS NOTHING SERIOUS)