Damned man of sides.
Damned, I can't think of anything to say, since I'm distracted by the funny rhyming in your message.
Banned for banning a fellow cow.
Damned guy who made a statement that is eleven words long.
Damned guy who made a statement that I'm not repeating.
TPBM has been outside today.
Damned guy who posted nearly a week ago.
TPBM is not a vegetarian. (I'm an omnivore)
TPBM lives in a country in the Southern hemisphere.
TPBM uses Firefox (I don't currently have it on my PC. I have Edge instead)
Damned guy who guessed correctly.
Damned guy that posted 2 hours ago.
Damned sidemen of an unknown leader.
Damned guy who probably has.